The Invincible BMW 5 Series

The Invincible BMW 5 Series

If you ever wanted to rock your BMW 5 Series Jason Statham style (ala The Transporter) now is your chance. BMW has released an intense high security system in order to scare off potential intruders and make anyone who actually attempts to bust your Beamer sorry they ever thought of doing it. This release is in addition to their X5 security set up.

BMW Security Upgrade

The 5 Series Security will now be complete with armor plating, just in case you happen to spend your days being shot at by international terrorists, mobsters, or people stuck in rush hour traffic in Florida. According to the security team responsible for this upgrade 5 Series can now withstand force from a .44 Magnum, from the sides as well as under the car thanks to Kevlar mats on the roof and floor. These mats also provides resistance to heat, fire and even acid, for those days where you run into a creature of Aliens. 5 Series windows are fitted with 22mm glass-plastic material to ward off projectiles, shrapnel or shattered glass. Anyone who breaks into a car will also need an encrypted start code punched into your in-dash touch pad.

BMW security touch pad

The 530i and 550i are both fitted with a 3.0-liter V6 and 4.8-liter V8, which will get quite a workout thanks to all that extra weight. Now you too can pick up a few bank robbers and take them for the ride of their lives:

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